Our Noseless Bike Seat And The End Of Your Bicycle Seat Nightmare

As featured on Dragon’s Den

The Spongy Wonder Noseless Bike Seat is designed with two truths in mind: your ‘glutes’ have a ‘sitting function’; your perineum, tailbone, prostate, and ‘naughty bits’ do not have a sitting function.

For 23+ years we have been ending bicycle seat nightmares with our comfortable and adjustable dual cushion noseless bike seats. Our four noseless bike seat models completely eliminate any further damage to sensitive urological and neurological vessels. ZERO pressure = ZERO damage.

Your own cycling history tells you everything you need to know, and this has been confirmed by study after study, medical record after medical record. Traditional bicycle seats – and ‘modified’ traditional bicycle seats – cause elevated PSAs, prostatitis, erectile dysfunction, strictures in the urethra, pilonidal cysts on the tailbone, damage to the perineal nerves, scar tissue build-up in the internal pudendal artery; and a host of female specific tortures.

The Spongy Wonder Noseless Bike Seat ends all the horror with 4 comfortable, upgradeable, performance ready, and adjustable by width MK10 and MK11 Series noseless bike seats. Ring toll free in North America at 1-877-977-7328; internationally at 001-506-387-8092 or email the owner: jeff@spongywonder.com

And if you already know what model you would like because your brother, or friend, or co-worker, or fellow club member won’t stop talking about their Spongy Wonder Noseless Bike Seat, just scroll down a bit and ‘Bob’s Your Uncle!’

If ordering over the phone is a good option for you, it also gives us the opportunity to pass on some great tips!

The Spongy Wonder Noseless Bike Seat Gives You:

  • Zero pressure where you don’t want pressure!

  • 100% Relief/Happiness for the ladies.

  • Two sizes in 4 adjustable for width models.

  • Get 2 interface options with our seat covers.

  • Advanced American Alloys.

  • Handcrafted by Canadian Master Metalsmiths

  • Lose the cycling shorts if you want!

  • 15 yr. warranty on all structural components.

  • Service by the inventor toll free: 1-877-977-7328

  • and by email: jeff@spongywonder.com

  • Buy two or more and our “Thanks” is $30 back.

  • Plus $3 off per seat cover pair for 2+!

I have 1000KM on my Spongy Wonder noseless bike seat and will never go back. Tomorrow I go to Italy and spongy is coming with me. What wondrous prostate relief!

Dr. F. W. Calgary

YES, the Spongy Wonder really works!! After many years of serious long distance road cycling, I developed major “soft tissue” pain. I tried a few saddles with varied cut outs that did not work. The Spongy Wonder noseless bicycle seat does what the inventor claims. This is a well-made product, both in design and construction. It is more than worth the cost as it will last, and solves discomfort issues. It makes riding possible again.

Richard Elmira, Ontario

Hello Jeff, I got my Spongy Wonder Noseless Bicycle Seat yesterday and I have to say that it is absolutely amazing! It should be forbidden to sell traditional bike seats! Thanks for the great service!

C. Cuevas

First, thank you so much for your prostate friendly noseless bicycle seat! I have been battling piriformis syndrome for 3 years now. But no longer. Two weeks ago, I rode the MS150 and had absolutely no pain and no issues with piriformis syndrome. I am going to buy another two.

D. Stahl

Hi Jeff! I help install docks and this week I was inside the garage of one of our customers when I noticed two bicycles with SW prostate friendly noseless bicycle seats! It made me very happy to know there are others in my area.

Matt Thomson

Hello Jeff , Got your SW noseless bicycle seat 3 days ago … and after adjustments – I LOVE IT!! There is no more pain – so a BIG THANK YOU for making my rides 100x more enjoyable. The only pain I feel now is my sore leg muscles.

Regards, S. Tashin

Jeff My Friend , I’m riding my bike without padded cycling shorts, and for hours with no pain the next day! You’re a brilliant person …. My family is finally paying attention to Jeff the inventor of The Spongy Wonder Noseless Bicycle Seat Guy.

Spasa

Hi Jeff! Now a have a great solution: I bought the Cane Creek LT and it matches perfectly with your awesome prostate relief/prostate friendly noseless bicycle seat! I am the happiest biker!

Urs Gloor
Noseless bike seat on unique bicycle makes for a sweet ride up against a stunning sky.

Noseless Bike Seat Video Testimonials

When using your credit card, please click on “Proceed to Checkout” at the bottom of your Cart and you will see a credit card option.

$149.99 CAD = approx. $110.93 USD; 103.93 EUROS; 89.53 GBP; 172.35 AUD

  • “How do I pick my noseless bicycle saddle size?”

    • Large: 200lbs and over
    • Small: 150lbs and under
    • Ladies with curves should consider a large as an option
    • Large: Ladies 150 – 180lbs
    • Men 150 – 200lbs. size depends on fitness level/height/weight.
    • Senior riders may need a large due to muscle mass loss.
  • What are my payment options?
  • PayPal, credit cards, cheque or money order. There a credit card option at the bottom of the Checkout Page. If you have any difficulty please ring us at 1-877-977-7328 or 001-506-387-8092. We are also delighted to take your order over the phone, as this gives us the opportunity to pass on some great info

  • You need our MK11 Series if you have a:

    • Brompton bicycle
    • a seat post clamp with one horizontally oriented bolt
    • a seat post clamp with two vertically oriented bolts
    • a seat clamp that will only accept a 7mm seat rail size
    • a Peloton, or some other fancy-ass interior torture device
  • Will your saddle attach to my seat post?

  • If you are unsure about a Spongy Wonder Noseless Bicycle Saddle interface with your seat post, please send photo(s) of the clamp at the top of your seat post to jeff@spongywonder.com Or call 1-877-977-7328; or 001-506-387-8092 when you are standing next to your bike.

  • What is the advantage in adding the saddle covers?

  • Spongy Wonder’s Noseless Bicycle Saddle Covers give you a choice between 2 interface surfaces: a textured one and a smoother one. With both you can customize for terrain, shorts/pants, your style of ride, and even the weather! As a separate purchase our seat covers are not available to customers outside of Canada and the USA.

  • What is the return policy?

  • Canadian and American customers have 50 days from date mailed to return. International customers have 80 days. We only accept returns that come via a postal system. You must write “Canadian Goods Being Returned” several places on the box. Our address is: Spongy Wonder Inc., 2 Woodside Drive, Riverview, NB, E1B 4G9, Canada

  • Winter is coming. How will I have time to fully trial The Spongy Wonder Noseless Bicycle Saddle when snow is just around the corner?

  • For folks living in a northern climate who wish to buy sometime between October and The Spring, we extend the return date to June 15th 2024!

  • I like instructions. Will instructions come with my Spongy Wonder Noseless Bicycle Saddle?

  • 100%! And if you need help with the instructions – or anything else – please email jeff@spongywonder.com use our toll free number: 1-877-977-7328, our international number: 001-506-387-8092; or the contact form on our Contact Page!

  • The front end of the Spongy Wonder looks long. Is it in the way?

  • The front end of the Spongy Wonder Bike Seat looks a lot longer in the pictures than it actually is. When you sit on the SW and look down between your legs you can’t even see it. It provides a goodly amount of fore and aft adjustment but is in no way an issue of any sort.

If an order of two or more Spongy Wonder Noseless Bicycle Saddles makes sense for you (second bike, desire to help/thank/delight a friend, family member or sweetheart), we refund back $10.00 per seat, and at least $10 on freight or more depending on the size of the order (3+) and where we are sending!

More Noseless Bike Seat Testimonials

Thanks for the great service Jeff. I love this noseless bike seat for women and have been commuting on it 3-5 days per week since 2006! It is the best conversation starter and I have had no pain or discomfort since I began your bike saddle for women.

Sophika Kostyniuki

Just ordered a Spongy Wonder noseless bike seat for my husband as a result of speaking with Jeff. I found him informative, kind, helpful and available. Looking forward to my husband’s face as he has NO IDEA I am buying him a “prostate friendly” bike seat! And then again when he comes home from a ride and he tells me how amazing I am for finding this!

Sherry Woodbeck

Hello from the Los Alamos Fire! I want to report back and thank you. I’ve never had a more comfortable bike seat in the 28 odd years I’ve been riding! The Spongy Wonder noseless bike seat was astonishingly comfortable from the moment I parked myself on it. Even more, today I was hill climbing to see whether the SW was going to be there where it counts. Again, I was amazed! Climbing hills, I found I stood easier to pump. It felt so natural! You folks really have a winner. Great engineering! – Cheers

Erich

Dear Jeff, I have two Spongy Wonder Prostate Friendly Noseless Bike Seats, one on an electric mountain bike with 2000 miles and one on a mountain bike with over 5000 miles. It’s a great invention and I will never use any other kind. On both bikes I have suspension seat posts – a great combination. – Thanks

Bob. B., Los Angeles, California

Dear Spongy Wonder Man, I have been very pleased with your noseless bike seat – it is the most comfortable bike seat I have ever had. I’ve been using the Spongy for more than 5 years.

Jean Chretien

The Spongy Wonder noseless bike seat has been a great success. It is on my Giant Lafree electric bike. I had a lot of pain in my tail-bone but it has solved the problem. I also think the Spongy Wonder prostate friendly noseless bike seat acts as a deterrent for anyone thinking of stealing the bike as most folk can’t believe that it’s actually a comfortable bike seat and fantastic for prostate relief.

Vari Dafters, Scotland

To All Potential SW noseless bike seat customers – Everything you read in the testimonials is true!

K.O. Rapid City, South Dakota

I have enjoyed many trouble free miles/hours with the Spongy Wonder noseless bike seat. It’s certainly well made with quality materials. Thanks for producing a quality product that performs as advertised. – Sincerely

Brian Rezin

Hello Jeff, I received my Spongy Wonder prostate relief noseless bike seat for men yesterday and did my daily 15k commute. It is absolutely amazing! It should be forbidden to sell standard seats!

Carlos Cuevas

Jeff, I have been riding for 25 years, and after long rides I would have lasting pain and discomfort. I tried every noseless bike seat I could find. Spongy Wonder’s noseless bike seat for men has been my ride for 8 months and I will never go back! No discomfort and I can maintain pace and climbing ability with my cycling friends. Thanks for a wonderful product!! – Sincerely

Rob A, Los Gatos, CA

I wasn’t convinced at first. Going uphill was a totally new experience. But I stuck with it and within a week I was basically back to my old climbing stride. Your noseless bike seat forces a more natural and balanced motion going uphill. On the flat, nothing compares to it. Its so natural with no friction or grinding of bits. Forty miles is nothing with the Spongy Wonder noseless bike seat. A totally comfortable prostate-friendly (and everything else) bike seat! – Most Respectfully Yours,

Dave, Portland Oregon
Prostate Friendly Noseless Bike Seat
Prostate Friendly Noseless Bike Seat
Noseless Bike seat by Spongy Wonder on a fully loaded touring bike somewhere in Austria.