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Spongy Wonder’s No Nose Bike Seat

Our Spongy Wonder MK10 Large No Nose Bike Seat provides approx. 20% more ‘real estate’ for riders who are not in the type of condition they would like to be in, for naturally bigger riders, for those whose age may mean some atrophy in their glutes, and for lady riders who have an hour-glass figure.

• Adjustable and upgradeable cushions.
• 15 year warranty
• Service by the owner and inventor.
• Built by Canadian master metal-smiths.
• Advanced American materials
• Zero pressure on all urological & neurological vessels.
• Zero pressure on the tailbone

Spongy Wonder’s No Nose Bicycle Seat 27 year record is an unparalleled with a return rate of four percent, with half  of the returns having never been installed, and the other half having been ridden 3 times or less! No one else comes even close!  Get what you want out of your ride, and kiss the pain and damage good-bye! Our prostate friendly no nose bike seat goes far beyond protecting your prostate with everything – absolutely everything – being completely relieved of unhealthy and uncomfortable pressure.

And for The Ladies? All the happiness you heard about? It’s all true! No more torture!

Spongy Wonder Inc.’s master metalsmiths hand craft advanced American metals to create Spongy Wonder’s unique closed circuit frame. All other supporting cast members are made from stainless steel, and create the world’s only truly and completely modular no nose bike seat! Adjustable, upgradeable, and basically forever because the cushions are replaceable. You never need to buy another seat unless you have another bike and/or are buying one as a gift! And you are creating jobs in Canada and The US of A in the process. 

Competing? Touring? Exercising? Commuting? Just out for a spin to see what’s out there? Your deliverance is here. 

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