Description

No Nose Bicycle Seat by Spongy Wonder

Spongy Wonder’s no nose bicycle seat gives you everything you are looking for in a bicycle seat and much, much more!:

• Zero pressure on the perineum, tailbone, prostate, etc.
• Two sizes.
• Replaceable and upgradeable cushions.
• 15 year warranty on all structural components. 
• Built by master metal-smiths.
• Advanced American Materials
• Service by the owner and inventor.

For 27 years Spongy Wonder’s No Nose Bicycle Seat has reigned supreme with a return rate of four percent, with half  of the returns having never been installed, and the other half pristine having been ridden 3 times or less!  Think about it. No one gets more satisfaction than Our Spongy Wonder Riders! Get what you want out of your ride, and kiss the pain and damage good-bye forever! Our prostate friendly no nose bicycle seat goes way beyond your prostate with everything – absolutely everything – getting complete relief from damaging and uncomfortable pressure.

And for The Ladies? All the happiness you have heard about is true! No more of all that awfulness. 

Spongy Wonder Inc.’s master metalsmiths hand craft advanced American metals to create Spongy Wonder’s unique closed circuit frame. All other supporting cast members are made from stainless steel, and create the world’s only truly modular bicycle seat! Adjustable, upgradeable, and basically forever because the cushions are replaceable. You never need to buy another seat – unless you have another bike and/or are buying one as a gift! 

Competing? Touring? Exercising? Commuting? Makes no difference – your deliverance is here. 

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